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I began to watch this movie and the movie began talking to me, the viewer. Perplexed by the movie's knowledge of my existance, I decided it must be talking to someone else. It kept telling me to press the spacebar, but something inside me kept telling me that pressing keys is for games, which would be improper in this situation. After a 20 minute stare-down, I was disappointed to learn that nothing had changed. "This isn't much of a movie..." I said to myself. At this moment I decided to throw caution to the wind and pressed the spacebar. To my delight, I witnessed a funny, yet random experience take place. Bravo.